theperksofshippinglarry:

tastefullyoffensive:

[mikiko ponczeck]

This is me and my friend Blondie to a T.

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood)

highasskitten:

awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

OMG

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

(Source: eggtragedy)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

violethuntress:

welovethebeekeeper:

sherlocking-out-loud:

bytheteefofmybum:

OK you know how every episode of Sherlock has foreshadowing?

OK remember this scene:

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Season one?

And now,Season 3 

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Look at Mary’s jeans…

And look where Sherlock’s gaze falls…..

I want to believe in this!

Mary makes a point of drawing our attention to the jeans.

Conclusion: Mary is *definitely* not the father.

fairyfoolishness:

nighty-night-night-vale:

Goodnight, Night Vale

I NEED THIS TELEVISION SHOW LIKE I NEED AIR

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand