This is me and my friend Blondie to a T.
Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm
HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
OK you know how every episode of Sherlock has foreshadowing?
OK remember this scene:
And now,Season 3
Look at Mary’s jeans…
And look where Sherlock’s gaze falls…..
I want to believe in this!
Mary makes a point of drawing our attention to the jeans.
Conclusion: Mary is *definitely* not the father.
I NEED THIS TELEVISION SHOW LIKE I NEED AIR
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly